Almost-vegetable paella

Almost-vegetable paella

This is adapted from Yotam Ottolenghi’s vegetable paella recipe, using what we had to hand. It was a big hit. Well, I call anything the children eat 4 portions of a hit, especially as William decided picking the vegetables out was too much bother, and it was so tasty, so he just ate the lot. Well, not the prawns, but I’m not complaining.

Served 2 adults and 3 children.

  • Olive oil
  • Large onion, finely chopped
  • 1 or 2 long red peppers cut into long, thin slices
  • 1 fennel bulb, sliced
  • 4 chopped garlic cloves
  • 4 bay leaves
  • half teaspoon paprika
  • 1 teaspoon turmeric
  • half teaspoon cayenne pepper (I overdid this, which may have been the secret of its success).
  • some saffron threads
  • 400g or 450g rice – I used risotto rice
  • 200ml sherry
  • 500ml or more of stock – I used chicken stock
  • salt and pepper
  • a few handfuls of frozen peas
  • 23 mini plum tomatoes, halved (should have been 24, but I went with 23… again maybe the secret of its success…)
  • small tin of pitted black olives
  • packet of prawns
  • parsley

Heat the oil in a big, flat pan and gently fry the onion for 5 minutes.
Add the peppers and fennel, fry for 6 more minutes on a medium heat.
Add the garlic and cook for 1 minute.
Add the spices (aside from the saffron) and the rice and cook on a medium-high heat for 2 minutes. Chuck in the sherry and the saffron. Inhale deeply.
Boil for a minute and add the stock and a good pinch of Maldon sea salt.
Turn the heat right down and simmer for 20 minutes, adding extra water or stock if needed. During this time add the olives, prawns, peas and tomatoes. When cooked chuck some parsley on top.

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Quick and Easy Eggs Benedict

A few weeks ago I had a longing for Eggs Benedict. I tried to make them the proper way, making my own Hollandaise sauce. It was a lot of bother and it didn’t work. I had wanted to recreate the delicious moment I first tasted this most divine of breakfasts, with Claire Bolderson in The Heathman Hotel in Portland, Oregon. I just ended up with a gloopy, curdled mess.

Anyway, I had the yearning again today and, thanks to the combined wisdom of half a dozen different web pages, made my own version of what I now call Mollandaise Sauce – mock Hollandaise.

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Serves 2.

  • 2 English Muffins – only here we just call them muffins.
  • 2 large free-range eggs
  • teaspoon white wine vinegar
  • teaspoon or more of Dijon mustard
  • juice of half a lemon
  • jar of mayonnaise
  • 2 rashers of bacon (optional)

Lightly toast the muffins and grill the bacon if you are a carnivore.

Make a bain marie – put a bowl over a pan of boiling water and put several dollops of mayonnaise in the bowl. Stir as it heats up and slowly add a teaspoon or two of Dijon mustard, a few teaspoons of water and the same amount of lemon juice.

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Poach 2 eggs in hot water with a splash of white wine vinegar. When cooked, remove the eggs with a slotted spoon, pat dry and place on a muffin. Spoon over the Mollandaise sauce. Add bacon. Enjoy!

Henry gave it 8 out of 10 – not quite as good as my eggy bread with bacon and maple syrup, but he did enjoy it. Me? I was almost there… back in the restaurant of the Heathman Hotel…

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Simple chicken pie

…well simple if you have marsala and decent chicken stock to hand. Luckily I had the former as we are Nigella sluts and I had the latter as we had roast chicken yesterday and I cannot roast a chicken without making stock.

chicken pie

This is a simplified version of Nigella’s Chicken, Mushroom and Bacon pie. I wanted to use left-over cooked chicken instead of cooking fresh, so this is what I used:

  • Bowl full of cooked chicken meat – about 500g
  • 4 rashers of bacon
  • half a box of chestnut mushrooms
  • 2 tablespoons of Marsala wine
  • 500ml of hot chicken stock
  • roll of ready-made shortcrust pastry (though in hindsight I wish I’d made my own)
  • splash of olive oil
  • 1 clove of garlic
  • 3 spoons of plain flour
  • dried mixed herbs

Preheat oven to 200 degrees C or a little hotter. Put a glug of olive oil in a pan. Slice a clove of garlic in half and push it round the pan while the oil warms up. Chuck the garlic away before it burns. Cut the bacon into little strips and fry. When it begins to catch, toss in the sliced mushrooms.

Chop the chicken into small chunks and chuck in the pan along with a couple of teaspoons of dried mixed herbs – she said to use thyme, but I never ever have enough thyme. Sprinkle over a few dessert spoons of plain white four. When the mushrooms are cooked, add the marsala and the hot chicken stock. Season with salt and pepper. Simmer for 5 or 10 minutes until thickening.

Put the mixture in a dish and cover with pastry. I put the children’s initials on top with the left-over pastry for a bit of fun, but this proved to be a very good move. Tilly had earlier in the afternoon declared that chicken pie was “disgusting” and she wouldn’t eat it – but of course she just had to have the piece with the letter T on, and she ate loads.

Bake for half an hour. Serve with new potatoes, peas and sweetcorn. Delicious. It all went. Nothing left for Mr Freezer.

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Jaffa Cake Ice Cream

The trick here is to use the cheapest jaffa cakes you can get – generic, basic supermarket ones – and the best vanilla ice cream you can find. We made this with Kelly’s Cornish clotted cream ice cream.

Ingredients:

  • Jaffa Cakes
  • Vanilla ice cream

Method:

Put the jaffa cakes in the freezer for an hour or so. Take the ice cream out of the freezer to soften, and stir to make what my children call ‘ice cream cream’. Remove jaffa cakes when frozen and smash with a rolling pin. Fold the jaffa cake bits into the ice cream.

I would have included a photo but it didn’t last long enough to take one.

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Beautiful burritos

Me and the children made these tonight. Fantastic. They took it in turns to help me cook and take photos… (photos to follow!)

We made veggie ones and steak ones. Both use the sneaky salsa (below) though this time we left out the ketchup and used lime juice instead of lemon.

Veggie burrito filling:
Get a carton of black beans from Sainsbury’s. Fry an onion, garlic and finely chopped fresh red chilli until the onion is translucent. Add the beans with the juice. Simmer for 20 mins. I can’t begin to explain how tasty these simple ingredients are – this is culinary alchemy of which Frank Bath would be proud (Georgina knows what this means even if no-one else does!)

Carnivore burrito filling:
Fry a chopped onion. Thinly slice steak, garlic, fresh chilli and chuck them in, fry until brown. Add a dash of Worcester sauce, Tabasco sauce and a pinch of cayenne pepper.

Assemblage
Warm some soft tortilla wraps in a dry pan. Add sliced lettuce, your filling of choice, grated cheese, sneaky salsa, sour cream, rice, whatever you fancy. Enjoy. We did.

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Smug and sneaky salsa

I knocked this tasty salsa up mostly from things grown on our allotment (hence the smug bit).

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  • Tomatoes
  • A red onion
  • Fat clove of garlic
  • Squeeze of lemon or lime juice
  • pinch of salt
  • Slug of tomato ketchup
  • Slug of olive oil
  • Fresh coriander (we keep a bunch in the freezer)

Gently whizz in a blender or chop finely by hand. Serve with tortilla chips. And cold beer. Yum.

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Crispy Aromatic Duck

We had duck for Christmas dinner and still had some leftovers. Crispy Aromatic Duck is my favourite food in the whole wide world but I was missing some vital ingredients: hoisin sauce and Chinese pancakes. Time to improvise…

Mock hoisin sauce

  • home-made duck pancakes2 tablespoons soy sauce
  • 2 tablespoons soft dark sugar
  • 1 teaspoon runny honey
  • half a teaspoon Chinese five spice
  • 1 teaspoon sweet chilli dipping sauce
  • 1 teaspoon peanut butter

Combine the ingredients in a jar, warm gently in the microwave and shake, shake, shake.

Pancake mix

  • 4 parts plain flour
  • 1.5 parts boiling water
  • er, that’s it

I used this recipe but used sunflower oil instead of sesame oil. You make dough out of the flour and water, roll it out into pancakes and quickly fry them in a hot pan. I didn’t bother steaming them.

Combining the pancakes

I reheated the left-over duck in the microwave and shredded it. Then spreaded one side of the pancakes with my hoisin-style sauce and piled on duck, thinly sliced spring onions, cucumber and a little lettuce. I rolled them up as best I could (I am always crap at this but for me it’s all about the taste not about making something beautiful – they don’t stay on the plate long enough to be admired!)

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Peanut Butter Cups

Nigella’s gold disco glitter version of Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups which Pippa used to get people to bring back from the States and which she got me hooked on. Recipe stolen outright from the Google cache as the BBC have removed this from their web site. Sosumi.

We used edible gold and white hologram glitter rather than single gold stars. They turned out even tastier than Reese’s and just as addictive.

Makes 48

Ingredients
For the base
50g/2oz soft dark brown sugar
200g/7oz icing sugar
50g/2oz butter, softened
200g/7oz smooth peanut butter (not wholenut)
For the topping
200g/7oz milk chocolate
100g/3½oz dark chocolate
gold buttons and edible gold stars to decorate, or other decorations of your choice

Method
1. For the base, place all the ingredients for the base in the bowl of a food processor. Blend the mixture until the mixture takes on a sandy texture.
2. Place 48 gold petit four cases in sets of miniature tart tins or mini-muffin tins (each indent about 4.5cm/1¾in in diameter).
3. Use one teaspoon of the base mixture to fill the bases of the petit four cases. Press the sandy mixture down into the cases as best you can to form a layer at the bottom of each paper case.
4. Place the milk chocolate and dark chocolate together into a heatproof bowl. Suspend the bowl over a pan of simmering water (the water should not touch the bottom of the bowl). Melt the chocolate gently while stirring.
5. Spoon teaspoonfuls of the melted chocolate onto the top of each of the sandy bases of the petit four cases.
6. Decorate the tops of the chocolate covered peanut butter cups with either a gold button or gold star in the middle of each and transfer them to the fridge. Let them set in the fridge, for about half an hour.
7. To serve, arrange the chocolate peanut butter cups in their cases on a clean plate.

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Mulled cider

mulled cider ingredients

mulled cider ingredients

The best mulled cider I ever had was last Christmas when I stumbled upon the heavenly Somerset Cider Brandy caravan – truly a caravan of love – in Covent Garden in London. I’d love to know how they make it, but I guess this recipe from Vigo Presses must be close:

  • 1 litre cider
  • 3 cinnamon sticks
  • 3 cloves
  • 1 star anise
  • pinch nutmeg
  • small bit of bruised stem ginger
  • 1 tablespoon granulated sugar
  • lemon juice to taste
  • slug of Somerset Cider Brandy

Combine and simmer for 20 mins but do not boil.

Okay – I have actually made this now and it wasn’t as nice as the stuff I had last Christmas off Julian Temperley’s caravan in Covent Garden – but I was using an old bottle of Cornish scrumpy not fine Somerset cider. When most of it was gone I made a new batch with the same spices and used apple juice as well. It was delicious – especially with a nip of the aforementioned Somerset Cider Brandy.

We shared it with Marian the Custard Tart who spookily had just brought us the largest cinnamon stick I have ever seen – it must be 12 inches long. I was tempted to stir the spiced apple juice with it but will have to ponder on uses for it.

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Nigella’s Stalking Soup

Watched Nigella’s Christmas last night – the way it’s filmed makes you feel like a pervy stalker peering in through her kitchen window and lurking behind the light fittings… “phoar, come on Nigella, kneed yer dumplings”. Etcetera.

Anyway, I managed to just about filter out the infuriating camerawork and we made her Butternut Squash and Sweet Potato soup – it’s fab.

You just roast a load of chopped sweet potato and butternut squash with an onion and some wintery spices – cinnamon and nutmeg for example. Then when cooked whizz them in a blender with some veg or chicken stock, season and serve. We did make the buttermilk & blue cheese sauce (you whizz up buttermilk and blue cheese) but it’s very nice without.

Nigella recommends pouring the soup into things called ‘bowls’. I’ll have to investigate those, they sound quite useful.

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