Food fads are parodies of themselves these days (gourmet hot dogs? I ask you…) but this is a trend TOO FAR: putting butter in coffee. The Guardian tried it out. Amazingly, it tastes disgusting. Who’d've thunk it?
Next week: I open a chain of shops selling coffee with BAKED BEANS for that added protein rush for the hipster who’s too busy to eat. Only the finest organic, beans, of course…