Today in haste I opened a kitchen cupboard and a bottle of balsamic vinegar and a bottle of soy sauce fell out and smashed on the floor. The floorboards were bathed in a tasty, if crunchy, marinade.
It wasn’t the almost-empty bottle of soy sauce, mind you. The unopened, full one. Kikkoman, but only the cheap stuff. Brewed in the Netherlands. Goes down nicely with a can of Heineken brewed in Osaka.