This morning I was queuing for a train ticket for Charing Cross. There were two people in front of me, both with fairly complicated queries. The ticket machines were free but I had about 5 minutes before my train was due and I prefer buying tickets from human beings.
A man pitches up behind me. He looks like he wants to get the Cannon Street train which is just pulling in. Now, if he’d said “arghhh, there’s my train!” I might have let him queue jump. If he’d said “there’s my bloody train” I might have given way. But his opening gambit was this: he said “Fuck you! FUCK YOU ALL! There’s my FUCKING train!”.
So I didn’t move, he missed his train and the next one was ten minutes late.
His Mum and Dad didn’t spend enough time saying “I love it when you explain in words how you’re feeling”, or maybe they did it too much.