Finally someone has come up with a solution to the chief problem with Wikipedia – namely, that anyone, any stupid moronic fool (like you, like me) can edit stuff. And hence, just as people cannot resist scratching windows on public transport or spraying tags on walls, people vandalise Wikipedia articles. Just for the hell of it.
The answer is simple. Vandalise the chicken article. And the chicken article alone.
Not a bad idea. I just skim-read (well, this is Wikipedia – I wouldn’t want to actually pay too much attention) the chicken article, and I’d say that far from knowing enough about chickens, we actually Know Too Much.