Seven Things I Have Done That I’ll Never Do Again

1) See The Smiths playing live (at the time of writing, as far as I know, none of the band is actually dead, but a reunion seems very, very unlikely).

2) Stand on the observation deck of the World Trade Center. Pretty damn sure about this one.

3) Tell people I live in the County of Avon. Gone and never missed.

4) Stand right outside 10 Downing Street as a tourist. Vaguely remember doing this as a small child.

5) Touch the stones at Stonehenge.

6) Get off a tube train at Strand Station

7) Go to Beijing. Okay, I know Beijing still exists and this is technically possible, but I went there and I didn’t like it and I won’t be going back.

Pretty sure my children will never do 1-6 either.

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2 Responses to Seven Things I Have Done That I’ll Never Do Again

  1. ditdotdat says:

    How about 7 things you may never do again that you possibly should:

    1) Edit tape with a razor blade.
    2) Write a computer game.
    3) Play Dungeons and Dragons.
    4) Stay up all night for leisure rather than work.
    5) Smoke cannabis.
    6) Spend a whole day just listening to a new record over and over and over again (this may follow on naturally from 5).
    7) Make a mix tape on cassette.

  2. That’s a good list (well, aside from number 3!).

    Number 6 I miss especially.

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